POUND SHOPS
They say if you have more than one pound shop per high street then you're in a very good area. East Ham High Street has about 65 pound shops so you know it's really good. There's hot competition for the best pound shop name without actually calling yourself a pound shop. The last one gets a bit carried away and doesn't know what it is anymore
Pound for 50p, one pound, pound plus, plus how much, many more, did I say pound? Look at all the shit you can buy
CLOTHES SHOPS
These have a special place in my heart and some are so exclusive they're disguised as Jewellers or furniture shops. Some are less so with 5 million 50p items they need to get rid of.Couldn't compete with third price jewellers so changed to luggage and clothes instead
5 million, seriously?
A shop called Wow! Sale
OTHER SHOPS
For all your dictator needs
Law...lawyers...solicitors...eh buzzword
I once ran a money exchange...
...but now travel and tours is my middle name
FINE DINING
Chicken shops tell a lot about where you live in the same way that pound shops do. Newham is home to more chicken shop related deaths per year than any other borough in the world.Your's restaurant
At least they're honest
Personal favourite
Fed up with all those peanut ones?
No food in here and no pans either
Get yer faggots
Fuckin' fried chicken ya'll!
HAIR AND BEAUTY
Could they not just stick to "men's hairdressers" and a red and white stripe pole outside? I haven't seen one good name for a barbers yet
You want a canary with that hair cut?
Wouldn't go through either door for all the tea in China
