I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I’m miserable now

I woke up to 3 more letters about my dole getting cancelled. If they didn’t spend so much money on letters they wouldn’t have to cut people off so heartlessly.

Luckily enough I had an interview lined up in the afternoon in a bar not too far away. I’m not a fan of dealing with the public hence I wasn’t over the moon about getting this job but alas I’ve worked in a bunch of bars and restaurants without ever actually becoming a proper bar man so this would be my chance to fix that. And you had to appreciate the timing. I was signing my name in a text message and I was given the following options.

Pretty appropriate I have to agree.