On one of my first days here I was on a local bus. There was this oul wan at the back of the bus with two kids. One of them started making the slightest bit of noise and suddenly shes roaring “oh no don’t start this again, oh God!! not again.” Then gets up to get off the bus and shouts "drive-aw drive-aw, take these kids with you I don’t want them, I dont want them anymore." I guess the drivers around here dont understand jokes cause the turban wearing man stuck his head out of his little area and shouted "no I am not taking them, you take them kids with you lady!" Then the kids which were barely able to walk waddled down to the exit after her.
The other kind of baby in the area advertises heavily in shop windows.
